Since people have been asking my opinion…

racoonI, for one, am glad to see neopagans standing united against white babies. They’re smelly and noisy, there are too damn many of them, and they don’t belong at concerts, movies, restaurants or on airplanes – especially on airplanes. Same thing with red babies, brown babies, black babies, yellow babies, purple babies, etc. The whole damn human race needs to go extinct so that super smart racoons can take our place. Why, just imagine the cool shit they’d invent like techno music you “listened” to with your little raccoon paws and food-washing robots! I seriously doubt they could do a worse job running this shit hole than we have. #nomorehumanbabies



Posted on August 26, 2016, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. Now that’s a political stance I can get behind. Up with raccoons!


  2. Raccoons only live in North America. South America has coatis, raccoon cousins. So you are being racist by featuring *only* a raccoon. Now if you want to be universal, you could feature a dog since they are world-wide except for Antarctica. On second thought, blue whale is ocean going. But that leaves out land mammals.

    OOOh, I know: cockroaches – they live everywhere! Or flies!

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    • Hey, humans lived in a much smaller area than North America before they started spreading like cockroaches. It’s very locationist for you to assume that a mere North American mammal couldn’t evolve to rule the world before those dumb dogs.


  3. LMAO! đŸ˜‰


  4. LOL


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